The feeling that they're fucking with him only grows, and Wash is glad he chose that particular story to entertain Sigma with. Either Sigma is both delicate and a neat freak, but also a tease, or there's something they're not telling him. It's probably the latter.

"Look, it's better to be upfront and honest about your experience with cat barf. Definitely the only way to build a relationship." Wash nods.