'I'm better than you at poker,' he shoots back, trying to not stick his tongue out. 'You've got the worst poker face ever.'

'You're better than Bond girls,' he says to Sigma. 'If you had to be one, then Vesper, but you're even smarter and cooler than her.'

He turns back to Wash. 'No way are you M. Way too serious. Hell, you could be Bond, I never said I was him. Actually no. You're the villaim with the cat. Just because of the cat.'