Florida pulls his hand back, staring at Tex like she's grown a second head. "B-boyfriend?"
Yep, brain seems to have disconnected from his mouth because there should be a filter here that makes his language flow cheerfully out without stammers and stutters and other issues.
"I'm not exactly boyfriend material and you'd deserve someone closer to your age and mercenaries don't date and did I mention the fact that emotional connections aren't exactly easy for me or that I have absolutely no clue what the hell I would be doing even if your assumption was correct which I'm not saying that it is because that would be and anyway isn't dating just a means to an end for sex and aren't we already doing that so clearly we don't need anything resembling dating anyway how was your day did you like the scarves and do you have a specific shade of gray you would prefer?"
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Florida pulls his hand back, staring at Tex like she's grown a second head. "B-boyfriend?"
Yep, brain seems to have disconnected from his mouth because there should be a filter here that makes his language flow cheerfully out without stammers and stutters and other issues.
"I'm not exactly boyfriend material and you'd deserve someone closer to your age and mercenaries don't date and did I mention the fact that emotional connections aren't exactly easy for me or that I have absolutely no clue what the hell I would be doing even if your assumption was correct which I'm not saying that it is because that would be and anyway isn't dating just a means to an end for sex and aren't we already doing that so clearly we don't need anything resembling dating anyway how was your day did you like the scarves and do you have a specific shade of gray you would prefer?"
Yeah... he's totally not flipping out.