"...Guess it kinda depends what scale you use to measure lightweightedness on." That's a good question, actually. "Okay, so like, life advice from Church: don't go trying to drink any mercs under the table. I'm pretty sure they're all some weird genetically enhanced freaks who are designed to have the alcohol tolerance of people five times their size."

He won't make any comments on Tex being a plague cloud because he would really like it if all of his blood stayed on the inside of his body if that's okay. But he's thinking it. Thinking it really hard.