Omega glares at him. "I'm going to borrow those books. Without asking, when you least expect it. You will search, and search, and search in vain, for I shall have hidden them! Mwuahahaha."

Why do they not do this more often? Because apparently, they are both idiots. Omega resolves, silently, to do better. Be more like Alpha would.

"Anytime, sparkles. Just say the word."

Omega could probably help out more around the house. Starting with the dishes.