"Hey, Theta skateboards. Not that any of the big brothers would let you be anywhere near him, but. That's about as much as I know of skateboarding. Offered me to try it out and declined. Pretty sure I'd fall straight on my ass."

Look, he gets that a military life can lead to not having room for other things, but even soldiers have down time. "So there we go. You pick up some hobbies and fun things when you're not...doing whatever kinda jobs you're gonna do as a merc."