Wash shrugs, shoulders slumping a little. "I don't trust myself anyway so I can't exactly comment. And I won't- I'm not going to force you to do anything. I know what betrayal feels like." From both sides if he's honest with himself. Neither of them felt good. "But I've got no interest in hurting you or your family or taking over anyone's identity. And I really know nothing about any breakups. That's between you and your ex."

He looks away, sighs. "But whatever. Look, the smoothie shop is just up the street, it's broad daylight. My arms are full of shopping bags. It's crowded. You don't even have to stick around once I've bought your drink."