"Pears are pretty interesting," Delta says, because he needs something to talk about right now. "Did you know that a majority of fruit juices are made with a base of pear juice? It's a juice that has a relatively plain taste that is easily covered by other fruit tastes, and it's full of vitamins, minerals, and other things that are really good for you. So you're making your smoothie taste little different, but a lot more healthy for you."

There, useless mom trivia.