"Ah, a revolutionary with a massive ego. I'm sure that will end well," Wash says dryly.

"Life's a bitch and then you die," Wash agrees. "And sometimes you don't die." Even when you really should. "But good. I really like fruit." Doesn't want to give it up. Probably wouldn't even if he was told fruit was potent poison.

He tastes his smoothie and oh, that's pretty good. He shrugs, because it isn't a question he can answer easily. "Ex-military. I just kind of... drifted here. It's as good a place as any. People are a bit more reserved so it's not as overwhelming as anywhere more crowded."