[Network] General Announcement 2

[grifshot]

Anybody out there need or want scrap metal? Because I kind of have a lot of it right now and it's not like I'm using it for anything.

I kinda want it gone before Sarge finds it and starts building robots again. We already have one and he's enough really.

Only thing is you gotta come and get it, because I don't do deliveries. Prices negotiable.

Comments

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

when i member it anyway
lots of hilarious stuff
lot of teasing
also smart stuff
real interesting guy
...
how was a robot dumb
they r made of numbers
its hard 4 numbers 2 be dumb
esp if they go in killer rages
that usually imnplies either over thinking
or sentience
go go lopez tho

[grifshot]

huh, who knew?
keep doing that
maybe he'll say something useful

look we're good at making shit that shouldn't happen happen
and idk
he just was
like we'd tell him to do stuff
and he'd just stand there
it was weird
dunno what even caused the killer rage

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

probs does all the time
maybe get him to gesture more

mb u werent putting it inr ight
like some interfaces require very specific input
somehow put in kill everything command

[grifshot]

dunno if that would help
do as much as speaking slowly

all we did was mess up the speech unit again
maybe that did something
he only spoke spanish as well
it's kind of our thing
spanish speaking robots

[#redteamproblems]

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

u can get a lot from body language
adapted from not seein faces ykno

mb he couldnt understand english
if language interface was broke
sounds like the makings of an interesting soap opera

[grifshot]

lopez is a robot

[Grif didn't catch on for a while]

it probably was
like i said, it's kind of our thing
speech unit always shorts out to spanish
feels like it some days

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

a robot with an exceptional ai
amazing what u can get from that
admittedly it is diff

p sure it cant short out 2 spanish
not without other shit happening

[grifshot]

lopez? exceptional ai?
are we talking about the same lopez?

i wouldn't be surprised
but it's not like we check on our equipment
well simmons does
but i don't listen to him

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

says the guy who doesnt kno the programming that goes into an ai
esp a snarky as all hell ai
lil hal was the only 1 who got that lvl of smart assery n he was a copy of a human brain
shits hard
takes weeks of work usually
so yeah
p badass

i mean if it was a short
itd do other stuff
usually something would catch on fire eventually 4 a short
or shut down

[grifshot]

look we just got the robot building kit
and sarge put him together
so idk nothing
and i'm fine with that
computer stuff's for people like you
and simmons
nerd stuff

dont' remember either of those things
just a lot of explosions
and giant robots
it sucked

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

what
they srsly just have those now
that sounds AWESOME
still
someone made the ai
and nerd stuff is still awesome

giant robots n explosions comin at u does suck a lot

[grifshot]

yeah they've been a thing for a while
not a great thing
but a thing

it really does

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

it sounds totes great
slong as u can control the ai
robot army not so good
like the explosions and giant robots coming at u thing

[grifshot]

most of the ones sarge has built are like lopez
without the spanish
and usually programmed to whack me on command
stuff keeps happening to them though

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

rly
mb ur cursed
or
blessed?
wonder how lopez survived

[grifshot]

cursed. definitely cursed.
seriously life sucks
i'm cursed

dunno, he's pretty solid
he was just a head for a while
and a scarecrow
long stories both

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

hey at least the bots break
r there even birds to scarecrow at?
poor crows
crows r awesome

[grifshot]

some birds
vultures
desert birds
scarecrow didn't work

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

huh
what was he even supposed 2 b protectin?

[grifshot]

Donut's garden
or attempt at a garden
turns out you can't grow a lot of stuff in sand

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

it is awful hard
kudos on him tryin

[grifshot]

Yeah
trying bein the key word

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

never kno if u dont
tho mb look up what does grow in sand next time

[grifshot]

you ever wonder about the cactus garden?

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

omg
so thats deliberate?
coolio