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[alphawho]

Who: Church and everyone. Everyone else.
What: Drinks! Chats? Shenanigans. Tipping your bartender.
Where: Eagle & Asp
When: whenever you want it baby 5/21 through the evening
Warnings: surely I don't have to warn everyone about their language right

Church is a regular here. Not as a patron, hell no, but as a bartender. Usually, in fact almost always, in blue (especially his helmet), declaring his side the 'eagle' side. It's a themeing thing, okay? Don't question the theme.

And he really wishes the mercs would find other bars to hang out in, planning their whatevers and darkening doorsteps, but what's he gonna do, call security? So long as he gets paid, then whatever.

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[alphawho]

"I get you." Loud and clear, Ranger Rick. He'll take a little longer with the daiquiri only because, guess what, he's fit as many umbrellas in as he can, in an array of colors. There's a straw poking out among them. With a green umbrella sticking out of that one, too. Appreciate his work, damn it.

[searchandrecovery]

Wash nods approvingly. That's some real art right there. He takes the green umbrella out of the straw and twirls it between his fingers. "Thanks, man. You outdid yourself tonight."

[alphawho]

"I try." To make the mercs happy. Even if he doesn't really like them. Because happy mercs means, generally, less trouble. "If I could, I'd give you the whole damn box, but the boss would wonder where it went."

[searchandrecovery]

Wash nods sagely and tries to take a sip of the daiquiri. He gets a face full of umbrellas instead. Amazing. "And the whole box wouldn't fit in the glass, either. There's no point in a little umbrella if it's not in a drink." If Wash has figured out one thing in his little life, it's small umbrellas.

[alphawho]

There's no point in a little umbrella at all he would really like to shout if he decided he didn't need a job anymore. "Dude," he says instead, picking one up to twirl between his fingers, "I have no idea what the fuck you see in these, but if the little things make you happy, then whatever."

[searchandrecovery]

Church makes a good point. What does he see in them? Wash shrugs. "They're like regular umbrellas, but smaller. Which is pretty neat. Kinda exotic. Fun to twirl around." Even Church twirls them. It's almost like it's therapeutic.

[alphawho]

What a fucking. weirdo. "Whatever you say, kiddo. Whatever floats your banana boat."