NETWORK: The Ice Cream Ninja!!!!

[skyward_eyes]

[The title says it all. A shared post on a popular social networking site includes a video and links to a Net forum specializing in video editing competitions, seen below.]

Was out for ice cream with the gf today and before we went in we saw this laugh riot through the windows. Apparently the place hires ninjas or something.

Anyway, it was so fucking funny. We went through the airlock and the guy had stopped while we were processing, but damn it was funny. So, net, give it your best. Fifty cred Amazon gift card to whoever does the best video edit of this in, let's say, a week. We'll even put it up for a vote just to make sure we get the best. Ready. Set. Go!

[Attached: A video depicting a young man with a mop. The first second is just the guy mopping, and then, ala the crazily popular meme Star Wars Kid of the early days of the twenty-first century, the guy starts moving differently. He fights off invisible foes with the mop as a faked weapon. The young man clearly has more skill than the historical meme producer. In fact, those who really watch closely and know what they're talking about can see the kid actually knows what the hell he's doing with the stick.]

Comments

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

Oh my god someone teach me video editing. I want to put him in swatting bats or something. Tell me it would not be funny. Oh! Or it could be ice cream toppings, since you said you were going for ice cream!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

i could totes do that
both good stuff n the hilarious bad meme way ;3

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

Come over here and teach meeeee! I wanna make him fight rum raisin. I don't like that flavor.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

never had rum raisin
should try 1 day
ill bring my laptop have the programs to do the thing
you can find good pics u wanna use

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

Awesome! It's gonna be so fun. You can have the money if it wins. I just wanna make the videos.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

eh i dnt actually need the money
mb we can find something on amazon we want after
cuz we totes gonna win

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

Hell yeah, team RA for the win!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

omg team name
yes good
headin over now

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

RA!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

RA!!!!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

omg
best ice cream shop
badass ninjas serving ice cream
sounds like itd be an awesome anime ngl

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

We have TOTALLY got to go there.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

totes could
been there
he thinks im annoyin but whatev

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

OMG you know ice cream ninja!? Introduce me.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

im p sure i am not the good introducer
that whole *is annoyin* thing

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

So do not care.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

u should totes talk to him
hes actually p good with the stick
its diff from what janey does
but she does a lot more stabbin
he defs knows what hes doin

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

He's just swinging it around like a silly person.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

nah
hes got practice
dude knows how to fight
or do one of those spinny flag things they do in the sports
1 or the other

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

Looked up spinny flag things videos. I think it's that.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

they do has lots of variations
still
could do srs damage with those moves

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

Meh.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

mb u could ask him
whenever we go get ice cream

[trustandfireworks]

This is so awesome! We're gonna put monsters in!