"You realize you don't...you don't actually drink it while it's on fire. Unless you're drinking through a straw, then that's okay. Or if you're really brave, and by brave, I mean stupid. I'd definitely lose my job if I let you drink it WHILE on fire."

But he starts layering the shot until the everclear sits nice on top. Then he lights that sucker up and slides it in front of wash.

"Hold on a couple seconds, then blow it out. Woo, playing with fire!"