gunsforhire | log: bar post for losers

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Who: Whoever wants to hang out at a bar, also Church
What: Bar post!
Where: Eagle & Asp
When: 2/1-2/7
Warnings: Church

"Rumcom, even," Wash says, "considering the booze."

He is hilarious. Obviously.

"Wow, you're all heart, Church."

"Hey, if you wanna find bartenders who you think are cooler than me, be my guest, but we both know how much you like me."

"I do like being certain that my bartender will never be able to shoot me," Wash agrees. "And who I don't have to explain alternative universes to."

"Yeah, thank god the bar owner isn't one of those that keeps, like, a shotgun under the bar just in case. Not exactly that kind of establishment."

"Yeah. Being shot sucks," he says, a little morosely.

"Um, I imagine so does being flung into walls and moving vehicles," he points out, because, exhibit fucking a.

"Yeah, those hurt too," Wash agrees. "Goddam cars hate me."